5分钟英文笑话高一

故事《小红帽》的英语版.Onceuponatimetherewasadearlittlegirlwhowaslovedbyeveryonewholookedather,butmostofallbyhe

TwoBirdsTeacher:Herearetwobirds,oneisaswallow,theotherissparrow.Nowwhocantelluswhichiswhich?Student:

GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoa

经典口误1.在食堂排队,听见旁边一男生说.“师傅,来碗‘子弹菜花’汤!”（紫菜蛋花汤）哈哈,笑得我喷汤了.2.某日在米线店吃饭上得很慢很饿.终于按耐不住拍桌咆哮之,本来是想说再不上米线我就把桌子掀了!

这个是在我们学校assemblyhall听见的,我缩短一下WhenIwatchedthesoccergameonConfederationcup,whichisUSAversusBrazil.Ithi

。。。。。再问：？！再答：AGoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyes

MeandmycountrycannotbeseparatedevenforamomentNomatterwhereIgoalloutofahymnIsing,Isingeveryonemountai

Theshowwason.Itiswasdarkinthecinema.Oneoftheaudiencegotup,movingalongtherowofseatsandwenttothesmokin

1.Whereistheegg?Teacher:Canyoumakeasentencewiththewordegg?Student:Yes.Iateapieceofcakeyesterday.Teac

OneorTwoCustomer:Waiter,I'veonlygotonepieceofmeatinmydish.Waiter:Justamoment,sirandI'llcutitintwo.顾客

Oneday,therabbitwasill,hetoldhisfriendstohelphimtogotoadoctorsnails.Butafteralongtime,haven'tcomebac

Manyyearsafterreceivingmygraduatedegree,IreturnedtotheStateUniversityofNewYorkatBinghamtonasafaculty

TOM'SEXCUSETeacher:Tom,whyareyoulateforschooleveryday?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,"Schoo

AGirlJustLikeMotherNomatterwhichgirlhebroughthome,theyoungmanfounddisapprovalfromhismother．Afriendga

软地用工2000*50个,硬地用工3000*30个,按此比例分配工人,大约软地263个人,硬地337个人,可使工期最短.

ToBePoliteOneday,BillandTomwenttoarestaurantfordinner.Assoonasthewaitertookouttwosteaks,Billquicklyp

Everyyear,thereisanimportantlotteryinNewtown.Thelotteryraisesmoneyforthelocalhospital.Mostpeoplebuya

请采纳我的问题　1、一个女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的订婚戒指,但竟没有一个同学注意到,令她忿忿不平.到下午大家坐着谈天的时候,她突然站起来大声说：“哎呀,这里真热呀,我看我还是把戒指脱下来吧.”　　　　

Mr.Smith:Waiter,there'sadeadflyinmysoup.Waiter:Yes,sir,Iknow---it'stheheatthatkillsit.史密斯先生：服务员,我的汤里

请采纳我的问题　1、一个女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的订婚戒指,但竟没有一个同学注意到,令她忿忿不平.到下午大家坐着谈天的时候,她突然站起来大声说：“哎呀,这里真热呀,我看我还是把戒指脱下来吧.”