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There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They have one perfect children.
One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw an elf by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up.
Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident. Two people died and one lived.
Who died and who lived?
The perfect woman, because the perfect man and elves aren't real.
So,I am not a perfect man.
There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They have one perfect children.
One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw an elf by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up.
Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident. Two people died and one lived.
Who died and who lived?
The perfect woman, because the perfect man and elves aren't real.
So,I am not a perfect man.
有一个完美的男人和一个完美的女人.他们相遇于一次完美的聚会.他们在约会中度过了完美的2年.他们拥有完美婚礼和完美的蜜月.他们更有了一个完美的孩子（原文此处有错误,one 后边不应该是复数形式的children）.
有一天,完美的男人和完美的女人驾驶着他们完美的赛车,他们看到了路边的一个小精灵,作为完美的人,他们让他上了车.
完美的男人和完美的女人开车载着小精灵,不知何故,他们发生了一个意外.2人死去了,1人活了下来.
谁死,谁生?
答案是完美的女人,因为不存在完美的男人和精灵.
所以,我不是一个完美的男人.
有一天,完美的男人和完美的女人驾驶着他们完美的赛车,他们看到了路边的一个小精灵,作为完美的人,他们让他上了车.
完美的男人和完美的女人开车载着小精灵,不知何故,他们发生了一个意外.2人死去了,1人活了下来.
谁死,谁生?
答案是完美的女人,因为不存在完美的男人和精灵.
所以,我不是一个完美的男人.