百度作业网用英语说一件搞笑的事,急
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用英语说一件搞笑的事,急
老师给我布置了一个作业,让我用英语说一下上周发生在自己身上的一件搞笑的事,我不大会说呀,有没有人帮一下,明天就要上去说了,不要小笑话,急,谢谢了
老师给我布置了一个作业,让我用英语说一下上周发生在自己身上的一件搞笑的事,我不大会说呀,有没有人帮一下,明天就要上去说了,不要小笑话,急,谢谢了
I am sitting reading my newspaper when my wife sneaks up behind me and whacks(打) me on the head with a frying pan. "What the hell was that for? " I ask. "That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pockets with the name Mary Ellen written on it, " she replies. Don 't be silly, " I say. "Two weeks ago when I went to the races(赛马), Mary Ellen was the name of one of the horses I bet on. " She seems satisfied at this, and she apologizes. Three days later i am again sitting in his chair reading when she nails(打,俚语) me with an even bigger frying pan, knocking me out cold. When I come around, I ask again, "What the hell was that for? " "Your fucking horse just phoned. "