请教Scissor Sisters的《I Can't Decide》中文歌词.

请教Scissor Sisters的《I Can't Decide》中文歌词.
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"I Can't Decide"
It's not easy having yourself a good time
Greasing up those bets and betters
Watching out they don't four-letter
Fuck and kiss you both at the same time
Smells-like something I've forgotten
Curled up died and now it's rotten
I'm not a gangster tonight
Don't want to be a bad guy
I'm just a loner baby
And now you're gotten in my way
I can't decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh,you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride
It's a bitch convincing people to like you
If I stop now call me a quitter
If lies were cats you'd be a litter
Pleasing everyone isn't like you
Dancing jigs until I'm crippled
Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled
I've got to hand it to you
You've played by all the same rules
It takes the truth to fool me
And now you've made me angry
I can't decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh,you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride
Oh I could throw you in the lake
Or feed you poisoned birthday cake
I wont deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone
Oh I could bury you alive
But you might crawl out with a knife
And kill me when I'm sleeping
That's why
I can't decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh,you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride

Scissor Sisters---I Can't Decide
It's not easy having yourself a good time
让你过得愉快并不容易
Greasing up those bets and betters
贿赂那些赌注和赌徒
Watching out they don't four-letter
小心他们不说下流话
F**k and kiss you both at the same time
在同一时间XX（脏话）你,亲你
Smells-like something I've forgotten
闻起来就像那些我忘却的东西
Curled up died and now it's rotten
卷起死亡,现在它腐烂了
I'm not a gangster tonight
今晚我并不是流氓
Don't want to be a bad guy
不想做坏人
I'm just a loner baby
我只是个更加孤独的孩子
And now you're gotten in my way
现在你妨碍着我前进
I can't decide
我决定不了
Whether you should live or die
让你活着还是死去
Oh,you'll probably go to heaven
噢,也许你会升上天堂
Please don't hang your head and cry
请不要垂下头在哭喊
No wonder why
不要想为什么
My heart feels dead inside
我的内心像死了一样
It's cold and hard and petrified
它寒冷、坚硬,被石化了
Lock the doors and close the blinds
锁上门,关上窗帘
We're going for a ride
我们出去兜风吧
It's a bitch convincing people to like you
有个该死的有力的家伙就像你
If I stop now call me a quitter
如果现在我停下来,我会被叫做懦夫
If lives were cats you'd be a litter
如果生活是猫,那么你就是垃圾
Pleasing everyone isn't like you
讨别人喜欢,这并不像你
Dancing jigs until I'm crippled
跳着快步,直到我变成跛子
Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled
（从售卖机）买十支饮料,我不会被葬送
I've got to hand it to you
我要把它交给你
You've played by all the same rules
你被所有相同的规则玩弄了
It takes the truth to fool me
用真相来愚弄我
And now you've made me angry
现在你让我愤怒了
I can't decide
我决定不了
Whether you should live or die
让你活着还是死去
Oh,you'll probably go to heaven
噢,也许你会升上天堂
Please don't hang your head and cry
请不要垂下头在哭喊
No wonder why
不要想为什么
My heart feels dead inside
我的内心像死了一样
It's cold and hard and petrified
它寒冷、坚硬,被石化了
Lock the doors and close the blinds
锁上门,关上窗帘
We're going for a ride
我们出去兜风吧
Oh I could throw you in the lake
噢,我可以把你扔进湖里
Or feed you poisoned birthday cake
或者喂你吃有毒的生日蛋糕
I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone
我不否认,当你离开之后,我想念你
Oh I could bury you alive
噢,我可以把你活埋
But you might crawl out with a knife
但你也许会拿着刀子爬出来
And kill me when I'm sleeping
在我睡觉时杀我
That's why
这就是为什么
I can't decide
我决定不了
Whether you should live or die
让你活着还是死去
Oh,you'll probably go to heaven
噢,也许你会升上天堂
Please don't hang your head and cry
请不要垂下头在哭喊
No wonder why
不要想为什么
My heart feels dead inside
我的内心像死了一样
It's cold and hard and petrified
它寒冷、坚硬,被石化了
Lock the doors and close the blinds
锁上门,关上窗帘
We're going for a ride
我们出去兜风吧
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