英语翻译Tremor Troll found Troubled Troll siting in a corner of

英语翻译
Tremor Troll found Troubled Troll siting in a corner of his tree fort.A closed book lay by his side as Troubled stared at the wooden floor.
“Is something wrong,Troubled?” asked Tremor.
Troubled took a deep breath and responded,“In this story I’m reading,it says that a boy is wearing a shirt that’s inside out.”
“Is that a problem?” Tremor asked.
“Yes,” said Troubled.“You see,I keep wondering why it’s ‘inside out’ instead of ‘outside in’!After all,if the inside is on the outside than the outside must be on the inside!Right?”
“That makes sense,” Tremor agreed.“But ‘inside out’ is the way everyone says it.”
“But why?” demanded Troubled Troll.
“I don’t know,” Tremor confessed.“It’s no big deal.”
Troubled was not comforted.“And tell me,what if it is a big deal,” he implored,“and no one knows that it’s a big deal and someday everyone wakes up and realizes that they’ve been saying it wrong?And what if.what if they suddenly understand that it really has been a big deal all along?”
“That won’t happen,” Tremor Troll insisted,“and even if it does,it won’t exactly turn our world upside down.”
Troubled Troll was doing his best to remain calm.He gazed at his friend and whispered,“Why didn’t you say ‘downside up’?”

名字太长了,不妨用甲代替Tremor Troll,另一个用乙.实际上tremor有震动的意思,troubled有困惑的意思,troll有反复的意思,起这些名字都带有寓言意.
译文：
甲发现乙正坐在他树堡角落里盯着木地板发呆,而一本合着的书放在他旁边.“你怎么了?”甲问道.乙深深地叹了口气回答道：“我读的这个故事里写到小男孩将他的衬衫里面穿到了外面（穿反了）.”“这有什么不对么”甲问道.“是啊”乙说,“你知道么,我一直在想为什么是里面被穿到外面,而不是外面被穿到里面了.退一步说,如果里面被穿到外面,那外面一定被穿到了外面,对么?”“的确是的”甲表示同意地说道,“但是每个人都（习惯）说里面被穿到外面啊”“可这是为什么啊?”乙问道.“我不知道”甲承认说,“这也不是什么大事.”乙并没有（从他的话中）得到安慰.“告诉我,如果这很重要,”他恳求道“并且现在没人知道这很重要,而有一天突然大家都醒悟了发现自己一直都说错了怎么办?如果···如果他们突然发现这真的一直都很重要怎么办?”“不可能出现这种状况的”甲坚持说道,"即使真的出现了,也不会让我们的世界上下颠倒的.”乙尽力让自己保持冷静.他盯着他的朋友悄悄说道,"为什么你不说下上颠倒呢?