英语翻译第一篇：Once there was a king.He had two old ministers.One w

英语翻译
第一篇：
Once there was a king.He had two old ministers.One was kind and the other was bad.The bad monister often said bad words about the kind minister before the king.The king was very angry.
One day the king said to the bad minister,"Write two words on two pieces of paper.Write'live' on one piece and 'die' on the other.Then put them in a jar and tell him to choose.If he takes out the paper with 'live' on it,I will let him go.If he takes out the paper with 'die' on it,I will kill him at once."
The bad minister was quite happy.He got two pieces of paper ready.He wrote "die" on each piece of paper.
The kind old man came.He knew the bad minister wanted to kill him.He also knew the words on the two pieces were both "die",but he knew what to do.Later the king had to keep his word and let the old minister go.Do you know what the kind man do about this at that time?
He chose a piece of paper and ate it.When the king saw the word "die" on the other piece,the king and the ministers thought the word on the piece the kind man had eaten must be "live" .So he saved his own life by his cleverness.
第二篇：
There are all kinds of funny things that happen in class every day.We met one today and had a good laugh.
Mr.Li,our history teacher was having class while Zhang Feng was talking too much in class.Mr.Li said,"Be quiet,please."But it was no use.Then he said,"I have a question:When do people talk least?"
No one could answer it,Mr.Li called Zhang Feng.Zhang Feng stood there and didn't know how to answer it.Then he had an idea,"In February,sir."
"Why?"all of us became interested.
"Because February is the shortest month of a year."
Everybody burst into a big laugh.
Mr.Li said with a smile,"I know.You talk so much because it's February.You want to make it as the same as the other months,right?"
All the students laughed again.Zhang Feng's face turned red."Sorry,sir.I won't do that."
"That's the boy!Let's go on having class."
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从前,有一位国王他有两个老大臣.他们一个人很善良,另一个比较坏.心眼坏的大臣常在国王面前说好大臣的坏话.国王非常生气.
有一天国王对心眼坏的大臣说,“你分别在两张纸上写两个词语.其中一张写“活”,另一张写“死”.然后把它们放进一个罐子里,告诉他（善良的大臣）并让他选择如果他拿出写着“活”的纸,我将会让他走.如果他拿出写了“死”的纸,我会立刻杀死他.”
心眼坏的大臣相当开心.他准备了两张纸并在每一张上都写了“死”.
善良的大臣来了.他知道坏部长想要杀死他.他也知道两张纸上的词都写着“死”,但是他知道应该怎么做.后来国王遵守了诺言,让这个老部长走了.你知道当时这个善良的人怎么办的吗?
原来他选出了一张纸并把它吃了.当国王看到另一张纸上写的“死”,国王和大臣们都以为被善良的大臣吃了的纸上写着“活”.所以他凭着聪明才智救了自己的生命.
第二篇:
每一天都有各种各样的趣事在课堂上发生,今天我们就遇见一件令人开怀大笑的事.
当我们的历史老师李先生正在讲课时,张峰在课堂上说得正欢.李先生便说,“请安静.”但是没有用.然后他说:“我有一个问题:人们什么时候说话最少?”
没有人能回答这个问题,李先生叫张峰回答.张峰站在那儿,不知道如何回答.然后,他想到了,”在二月,先生.”
“为什么?”我们所有的人都很感兴趣.
“因为二月是一年中最短的一个月.”
每个人都爆笑起来.
李先生笑着说,“我知道了.你讲这么多话是因为现在是二月.而且你想让它同其它月份一样,对不对?”
所有的学生又都笑了.张峰的脸一下变红了.“对不起,先生,我不会再这么做了.”
“男孩就该这样!让我们继续上课.”