有意思的英语短文最好是100多字的..比较有意思

有意思的英语短文
最好是100多字的..比较有意思

My First and My Last When George was thirty-five,he bought a small plane and learned to fly it.He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks.George had a friend.His name was Mark.One day George offered to take Mark up in his plane.Mark thought,"I've travelled in a big plane several times,but I've never been in a small one,so I'll go." They went up,and George flew around for half an hour and did all kinds of tricks in the air.When they came down again,Mark was very glad to be back safely,and he said to his friend in a shaking voice,"Well,George,thank you very much for those two trips in your plane." Gerogy was very surprised and said,"Two trips?" "Yes,my first and my last," answered Mark Mr.Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents,so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane,Mr.Johnson was very worried about accepting.Finally,however,his friend persuaded him that it was very safe,and Mr.Johnson boarded the plane.His friend started the engine and began to taxi onto the runway of the airport.Mr.Johnson had heard that the most dangerous part of a flight were the take-off and the landing,so he was extremely frightened and closed his eyes.After a minute or two he opened them again,looked out of the window of the plane,and said to his friend,"Look at those people down there.They look as small as ants,don't they?" "Those are ants," answered his friend."We're still on the ground." An old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand.On the wall there was a fly which he took for a nail.