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帮我翻译一下译成英文.辛苦.
以下正文：
今天我给大家带来两则冷笑话.
第一个.从前有一块蛋糕在森林里迷路了是谁鼓励它出来的.答案是猪因为猪鼓励蛋糕.
第二个.从前一个人抓了一只章鱼,章鱼说：你不要把我烤来吃啊,人说：我考你一个问题如果你答对了我就放了你,章鱼很开心的对人说：好啊,你考吧你考吧.于是那个人就把章鱼烤了.
以上内容.
正确率一定要很高.我课前演讲.
以下正文：
今天我给大家带来两则冷笑话.
第一个.从前有一块蛋糕在森林里迷路了是谁鼓励它出来的.答案是猪因为猪鼓励蛋糕.
第二个.从前一个人抓了一只章鱼,章鱼说：你不要把我烤来吃啊,人说：我考你一个问题如果你答对了我就放了你,章鱼很开心的对人说：好啊,你考吧你考吧.于是那个人就把章鱼烤了.
以上内容.
正确率一定要很高.我课前演讲.
Today I bring you two are cold jokes.
The first.Once there was a piece of cake was lost in the forest is who encourage it out.The answer is pig because pig encourage cake.
The second.Once a man caught a octopus,octopus say:you don't put me roast to eat,o man said:I test you a question if you got the right answer I'll let you off,the octopus very happy to say:good,you take an examination of you take an examination of.So the man put octopus roast.
The first.Once there was a piece of cake was lost in the forest is who encourage it out.The answer is pig because pig encourage cake.
The second.Once a man caught a octopus,octopus say:you don't put me roast to eat,o man said:I test you a question if you got the right answer I'll let you off,the octopus very happy to say:good,you take an examination of you take an examination of.So the man put octopus roast.