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求这个英文笑话的翻译!谢谢!【急】

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求这个英文笑话的翻译!谢谢!【急】
1.The Whole Truth
At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth".
The boy decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth."
His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth."
The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."
The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your father a big hug."
求这个英文笑话的翻译!谢谢!【急】
在学校里,一个男孩告诉同学,大多数成年人都隐藏至少一个黑暗的秘密,这使它非常容易勒索他们说:“我知道全部真相”.
这个男孩决定回家去试试.他回到家,和他打招呼时,他被他的母亲说,"我知道全部真相.”
他的妈妈很快递给他20美元,说:“不要告诉你的父亲.”
很高兴,这个男孩在他的父亲下班回来,迎接他,“我知道全部真相.”
他的父亲立即手中40美元,说:“请不要说一个字,是你的母亲.”
很高兴,这个男孩是在去学校的路上第二天,当他看到他的邮差在前门.这个男孩迎接他,说,“我知道全部真相.”
邮差下降的邮件,张开双臂,说,“然后再来给你的父亲是一个热情的拥抱."